10 wines that pair perfectly with our straws

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1. Educated Guess Chardonnay from totalwine.com  |  Pairs with straw "Teacher Special"

You're with our stupid kids all day long. We understand.

 2.  Mommy's Time Out  Moscato from  totalwine.com   |  Pairs with straw   "New Baby"      For those times when you need to feel like more than a nipple.

2. Mommy's Time Out Moscato from totalwine.com  |  Pairs with straw "New Baby"

For those times when you need to feel like more than a nipple.

 3.  He Said She Said Premium White  from  lakehousedenmark.com.au   |  Pairs with straw   "Just Married"      The key to a happy marriage...WINE. LOTS OF IT.

3. He Said She Said Premium White from lakehousedenmark.com.au  |  Pairs with straw "Just Married"

The key to a happy marriage...WINE. LOTS OF IT.

 4.  Therapy  from  kenastonwine.com   |  Pairs with straw   "Dr. Merlot"      The doctor will see you now.     

4. Therapy from kenastonwine.com  |  Pairs with straw "Dr. Merlot"

The doctor will see you now.

 

 5.  Troublemaker Red Blend  from  binnys.com   |  Pairs with straw   "Shit-faced"      We've all had those weeks. You're excused.

5. Troublemaker Red Blend from binnys.com  |  Pairs with straw "Shit-faced"

We've all had those weeks. You're excused.

 6.  Boutinot Old Fart Granache  from  wine-searcher.com   |  Pairs with straw   "50th Birthday"      Old age...it's a state of mind or a state of wine. We prefer the latter.

6. Boutinot Old Fart Granache from wine-searcher.com  |  Pairs with straw "50th Birthday"

Old age...it's a state of mind or a state of wine. We prefer the latter.

 7.  Girly Girl Cabernet Sauvignon  from  washingtonwine.org   |  Pairs with straw   "Girls' Night Out"      Get your pre-game on, girls! Let the fuzzy memories begin!

7. Girly Girl Cabernet Sauvignon from washingtonwine.org  |  Pairs with straw "Girls' Night Out"

Get your pre-game on, girls! Let the fuzzy memories begin!

 8.  Woop Woop Shiraz  from  epicureanwines.com   |  Pairs with straw   "It's your birthday, suck it up"      Have a super sucky birthday! Woop Woop

8. Woop Woop Shiraz from epicureanwines.com  |  Pairs with straw "It's your birthday, suck it up"

Have a super sucky birthday! Woop Woop

 9.  12 Nights of Wine  from  vinebox.com   |  Pairs with straw   "'Tis the season, bitches"      Ho-Ho-Holy Crap! Wine is delicious!

9. 12 Nights of Wine from vinebox.com  |  Pairs with straw "'Tis the season, bitches"

Ho-Ho-Holy Crap! Wine is delicious!

 10.  Forty Ounce Rose  from  fortyouncewines.com   |  Pairs with straw   "40th Birthday"      You may be 40, but after 40 ounces, you might wake up thinking you're 30 again.

10. Forty Ounce Rose from fortyouncewines.com  |  Pairs with straw "40th Birthday"

You may be 40, but after 40 ounces, you might wake up thinking you're 30 again.

Nick McGuire